Adventurous Friend or Relative Wanted

SEEKING THE RIGHT LOVED ONE FOR AN ALREADY PAID TRIP OF A LIFETIME!

The right traveler will possess the following characteristics:

                               1) Excellent navigational skills
                               2) Enjoys people (in mass)
                               3) Light eater (rules you out Marin)
                               4) Follows directions quickly and decisively
                               5) First Aid certificate, a plus
                               6) Strong throwing arm (especially with rocks)
                               7) Genuine love of nature & the outdoors (likes tenting, rafting, & crocodiles)
                               8) Doesn't sunburn easily
                               9) Fleet of foot
                              10) Strong chanting voice

 Should you have these outstanding qualifications and are free to travel February 18-26, 2011, please call   (+46-72-734-9247). A free trip of a lifetime awaits you! When will you ever again have a chance to join a Revolution? Tour guides are in short supply, but come on, how tough can it be to find a couple of  pyramids in a desert? The Nile Cruises are not filling up like they use to, but rafting can be so much more exciting and it gets you closer to the wildlife! One man's loss (IBM is not allowing any of their employees to travel to Egypt), can be your gain.

Please bring with you a GPS, lots of cash (I hear they are having trouble keeping the banks open), poster board & markers, bullhorn, tent-making materials, and clean water!